Cthulhu fhtagn… which means, for you uninitiated, “Cthulhu Dreams”
... of being President in 2008.

Show your support for our Great Cthulhu by buying our merchandise. Those of you who support our worthy cause will be spared a slow and painful death when Cthulhu inevitably rules over the world. By supporting us now you ensure that you will either be enslaved or killed mercifully by our Dread Lord.

Our platform is that, with the resurrection of Cthulhu from his stone entombment in R’lyeh, he shall embrace mankind and bring us back to a simpler time, as when the Great Old Ones lived. This new era will be free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and reveling in joy. Then, Cthulhu will free his brethren, the Great Old Ones, from the vast and primal depths
of the oceans to form his Cabinet. The liberated Old Ones will then teach us new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy ourselves, and all the earth will flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.

Remember: Vote Cthulhu…the Stars are Right!

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