Greetings mortals! Welcome to The Elder Party.com. The site is finally live and ready to go.

I demand that you give this site Diggs!

You are also required to purchase my brilliant merchandise in order to fund my political endeavors.

If you want to enlist in my cause feel free to check out the volunteer page and use my free downloads to spread the word.

You can also find me on your social networking sites of choice. I am currently on myspace, friendster, and facebook.

-Cthulhu